(Source: quentintarantinos, via midnight-in-asgard)

imstephok:

squidvvardtortellini:

gallifrey-feels:

pleatedjeans:

25 Facts You Probably Don’t Really Need to Know

Hey, I’m a slut.

Yet nother thing Kangaroos and I have in common.

I MUST BE A GENIUS 

(via nonamecody)

vinoxe:

vinoxe:

werescott:

vinoxe:

popcorn

i need popcorn

For you

omg thanks

WAIT

(via b4conh4wk182)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via b00ty-master)

evanedinger:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

(via b00ty-master)

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via idratherbeblind)

(via ohheyguise)

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

(Source: tapdancers, via expectationsletmedown)

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

(Source: estellecampanella, via bad---w0lf)

ruinedchildhood:

GTA: Pallet Town

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via welcome-2-dystopia)

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu 

(Source: dirtylies-myregards, via nonamecody)